Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Frank

Frank was one of Dave's first roomates at Binghamton back in '99. He quickly turned out to be an extremely paranoid character. Just weird in general. Dave once told me that he was afraid to sleep when Frank was around. The kid reappeared periodically for a few years, and even made some trips out to Long Island...which we exploited for our entertainment and/or profitablility. After Dan punched him in the face through his car window, he dissappeared for a while. Every once in a while though, he shows up on my buddy list under one of his hundreds of possible screen names. He likes to harrass me generally, and ask me to jam with him, usually getting hostile when I reject his offer. This conversation occured a couple of weeks ago :

Lucille De Ville: hey jay
Oiliboilum: hi frank
Lucille De Ville: listen
Oiliboilum: ?
Lucille De Ville: what scales do you know
Lucille De Ville: like how many different ones do you know?
Oiliboilum: not much anymore,
Oiliboilum: i dont know the names anymore
Lucille De Ville: wel how many did you know
Oiliboilum: I just play what sounds good
Lucille De Ville: like how many about
Oiliboilum: i used to know them all
Lucille De Ville: how many did you know?
Oiliboilum: there are 7 i think
Lucille De Ville: ah
Oiliboilum: ionian, dorian phrygian lydian mixolydian aeolian locrian
Lucille De Ville: i think i know a few
Lucille De Ville: right
Oiliboilum: I dont punch like mohammed alo
Lucille De Ville: i know like the major
Oiliboilum: ali*
Oiliboilum: Ionion
Lucille De Ville: yeah
Oiliboilum: Ionian
Lucille De Ville: so um
Lucille De Ville: isnt axl rose pretty?
Oiliboilum: he has a sweet ass
Lucille De Ville: like he's pretty right
Lucille De Ville: doesnt he though
Oiliboilum: i want to shave it
Lucille De Ville: you like gnr?
Oiliboilum: then shave my face with the same razor
Lucille De Ville: hehhehhe
Lucille De Ville: yo you like gnr?
Lucille De Ville: seriously
Oiliboilum: i dont listen to them
Oiliboilum: but Use yor illusion albums rock
Lucille De Ville: yeah
Lucille De Ville: like some of it is wack but they got some good shit
Lucille De Ville: lot of unrealized potential i think
Lucille De Ville: so did it snow up there?
Oiliboilum: a few times
Lucille De Ville: yeah we got some snow
Lucille De Ville: yo jay
Lucille De Ville: lemme ask you
Lucille De Ville: who are like your top 5 bands
Lucille De Ville: that you like
Lucille De Ville: just humor me ok
Lucille De Ville: cmon jay seriously
Lucille De Ville: who you like
Lucille De Ville: like top 5
Oiliboilum: impossible
Lucille De Ville: what
Lucille De Ville: just tell me some of your faves
Oiliboilum: always becoming, never being
Lucille De Ville: ok at the moment
Oiliboilum: P. Oleary
Oiliboilum: Strapping Young Lad
Oiliboilum: Deftones
Lucille De Ville: ?
Oiliboilum: mastodon
Lucille De Ville: those first 2
Oiliboilum: High on Fire
Lucille De Ville: are those legit
Oiliboilum: yeah
Oiliboilum: P. Oleary is a friend of mine who records at home
Lucille De Ville: cool i'll look em up
Oiliboilum: and Strapping is the best metal bandin the world
Lucille De Ville: yo
Lucille De Ville: like i dont mind metal
Lucille De Ville: it's not my fave kinda music
Lucille De Ville: but i figure
Lucille De Ville: with my tastes and style
Lucille De Ville: and yours
Lucille De Ville: we could like
Lucille De Ville: put some shit together
Oiliboilum: jam?
Oiliboilum: no
Lucille De Ville: seriously
Lucille De Ville: why
Oiliboilum: cant
Lucille De Ville: why
Oiliboilum: busy
Lucille De Ville: with what
Oiliboilum: life
Lucille De Ville: like what
Oiliboilum: tossing salad,
Lucille De Ville: jay
Oiliboilum: drinking man's-milk
Lucille De Ville: stop bein a bitch
Lucille De Ville: cmon yo
Lucille De Ville: seriously
Oiliboilum: ill make you my bitch frank'
Oiliboilum: you wouldnt want that
Lucille De Ville: fine
Lucille De Ville: i'll be your bitch
Lucille De Ville: just stop being difficult
Lucille De Ville: damn yo
Lucille De Ville: i think yer passin on an opportunity here
Lucille De Ville: and its fuckin bs dude
Lucille De Ville: i'm not askin for all that much
Lucille De Ville: wait you still up in vrmont?
Oiliboilum: ya
Lucille De Ville: ok can i ask you this
Lucille De Ville: who do you like jam with on the isalnd
Oiliboilum: my band
Lucille De Ville: where do they live
Lucille De Ville: like nassau?
Lucille De Ville: or holbrook?
Oiliboilum: suffolk
Lucille De Ville: are any of them on line
Lucille De Ville: like do they have screen names?
Oiliboilum: yeah
Lucille De Ville: can you give em to me
Oiliboilum: absolutely not
Lucille De Ville: shy
Lucille De Ville: why
Lucille De Ville: ?
Oiliboilum: because you are pathological, and people's lives are too complicated enough
Lucille De Ville: pathological?
Lucille De Ville: in what way?
Lucille De Ville: ja
Oiliboilum: from the perspective of the subject, it is nearly impossible to visualizr
Lucille De Ville: yo
Lucille De Ville: you know i'm cool
Lucille De Ville: but you just like being a lil bitch
Oiliboilum: cool as ice baby
Lucille De Ville: does it make you feel better about yourself or somethin
Lucille De Ville: whatever dude
Lucille De Ville: its fuckin lame
Lucille De Ville: but whatever
Lucille De Ville: most ppl are like that
Lucille De Ville: but i thought you werent like most ppl
Lucille De Ville: fine dude
Oiliboilum: join us, frank
Lucille De Ville: join who?
Lucille De Ville: most ppl?
Oiliboilum: most ppl
Lucille De Ville: no thanx
Lucille De Ville: i'm past that point
Oiliboilum: :'(
Lucille De Ville: i thought you did too
Lucille De Ville: but i guess not
Lucille De Ville: honestly
Lucille De Ville: i'm not just like wastinh my time here
Lucille De Ville: or yours
Lucille De Ville: but i thought we were on the same page
Oiliboilum: you are sick
Oiliboilum: i love it
Lucille De Ville: sick?
Oiliboilum: so entertaining
Lucille De Ville: how
Lucille De Ville: whatever dude
Lucille De Ville: i'm smarter than you
Lucille De Ville: but i thought that maybe
Lucille De Ville: you were like at least 1/2 as smart as me
Lucille De Ville: and that might be enough to keep you along
Oiliboilum: nah, just 1/8
Lucille De Ville: but i guess not
Lucille De Ville: whatever bitch
Oiliboilum: i havent grasped the Ultimate like you yet, frank
Lucille De Ville: youre so fuckin stupid dude
Lucille De Ville: i'm tryin to like
Lucille De Ville: yo nevermind
Lucille De Ville: have a nice life
Oiliboilum: always
Oiliboilum: why do you get so upset?
Lucille De Ville: becuz
Lucille De Ville: i'm tryin to fuckin talk to you
Oiliboilum: i care about your feelings frank
Lucille De Ville: and all you can do is patronize me
Lucille De Ville: yo
Lucille De Ville: i know how i am
Lucille De Ville: i do it on purpose ok
Lucille De Ville: and if you dont get it
Lucille De Ville: if you dont get me
Lucille De Ville: then there was never anyting there to begin with
Lucille De Ville: so nothin was lost
Lucille De Ville: good luck with your path
Lucille De Ville: and wish me good luck on mine aight
Lucille De Ville: later b
Oiliboilum : you dont have to go away frank
Lucille De Ville: look whatever
Lucille De Ville: just dont call me sick
Lucille De Ville: or whatever
Oiliboilum: sounds good
Lucille De Ville: becuz it insults my intelligence
Oiliboilum: i didnt say anything about your intelligence
Lucille De Ville: whatever yo
Lucille De Ville: indirectly
Lucille De Ville: but seriously
Lucille De Ville: i dont really know you that well
Lucille De Ville: or your friends
Lucille De Ville: or dave or whatever
Lucille De Ville: but i've been scouting for boys
Lucille De Ville: and maybe you just dont make the cut ya know
Lucille De Ville: no hard feelings
Oiliboilum: scouting for what?
Oiliboilum: your next feature man-flick?
Lucille De Ville: right
Lucille De Ville: obv youve been conditioned like the rest of em
Lucille De Ville: take that how you will
Oiliboilum: uh huh
Oiliboilum: falling into line, frank
Oiliboilum: dont you realize, there is only one way
Lucille De Ville: and that is...
Oiliboilum: oh, you will see, you will see
Oiliboilum: beater
Lucille De Ville: yeah you def from long island
Lucille De Ville: i just thought you were different hay
Oiliboilum: what is that supposed to mean
Lucille De Ville: you know exactly what it means
Lucille De Ville: or maybe
Lucille De Ville: maybe you just have a small cock
Lucille De Ville: it's cool
Lucille De Ville: i understand
Lucille De Ville: i mean i dont
Lucille De Ville: but i can imagine
Lucille De Ville: i'm just tryin to put myself in the place of how it feels to be a lil bitch like yoself
Lucille De Ville: no offense or anything
Lucille De Ville: if anything i'm the one who feels bad
Lucille De Ville: metal sux anyway
Lucille De Ville: later jay
Lucille De Ville signed off at 11:35:42 PM

8 Comments:

Blogger Elizabeth said...

Hey there- I happened to google Frank Manda because I was sure he was some sort of psychopath who was going to kill my boyfriend and I while his parents were our landlords in Queens. He is truly a sick individual and I'm glad other people realize how completely crazy he is!! You should meet his lunatic parents!!! what a bunch of fucking psychos!!! keep safe buddy haha

1:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know this guy -- he's my ex-landlord's son. A total psychotic, with delusions to boot. The kid's lucky I didn't punch his head in after he yelled at me and my girlfriend to "stop the buzzing" (which of course didn't exist), something i'll regret for some time...

1:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I did punch said person in the face.

6:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

must've felt good. what was the situation?

10:23 AM  
Blogger J. said...

it involved a stuffed snake, copious amounts of Astroglide, and an aborted attempt at...can't say anymore

6:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sounds like a match made in heav..er, hell.

1:09 PM  
Blogger Frank said...

Hi, my name is Frank Manda also. I was wondering if you could please delete this post and the comments associated with it.
In today's web-based society, this blog is the second hit when Googling "Frank Manda" which isn't very good for me, a different Frank Manda than this blog talks about.
If a possible future employer were to find this, especially as easy as it is to find, I would have little chance getting a job.
I would very much appreciate this blog post being deleted.

Thank you,

Frank Manda (a different one)

10:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"does this extacy make your penis feel weird too" Frank Manda

11:24 AM  

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